January 18, 2007

Ummmmmm???

Good call Minnesota. Enjoy filling your new, measly 40k seat stadium with fans who will be cheering a team coached by a guy who has obsessed over tight ends his whole life. Innuendo aside, it's still a miserable hire.

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1 comment:

Lank-Sauce said...

I want more information and analysis on this! This is too rediculous of a development to leave to just a few short sentances on here. I mean, a TE coach who has ZERO offensive/defensive/special teams coordinator experience, let alone head coaching experience in college football? What were they thinking?

Oh, but he'll bring SOOO many great TE's to Minnesota! You know, because everyone knows the key to a great offense in college football is the dreaded TE...

If I went to Minnesota, I would've lit fire to every last piece of school memorabilia I owned after hearing this news, INCLUDING my own shirt, regardless of whether I was currently wearing it or not. Buddhist Monk style. I mean, someone HAS to protest this, right? Maybe it has gotten to that point in Minnesota where the only way to get anyone's attention is with some good old fashioned self-immolation. Hell, it worked for Vietnam. Right?

Seriously Gopher fans, be afraid. Be very afraid.